If You’re
Fed Up With Scouring The Net In Search Of XJR Information, Performance
Parts, Mods, Etc. And Coming Up Empty Handed...
"Jaguar
Expert Comes Out Of Hiding To Disclose The Dirty Little Secrets
To XJR Maintenance, Upgrades, Mods, Performance Parts, And So
Much More With One Intention...
...To Save
You Piles Of Cash, Tons Of
Frustration And Enormous Grief…"
If You’re
Here For One (or more) Of The Following Reasons, This Message Is
Urgent:
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You’re currently
in the process of buying a Jaguar XJR |
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You’re currently selling
your XJR |
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You’re a current owner
of an XJR |
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You’re a vendor in the
Jaguar industry |
From: The cluttered with Jaguar
photo’s, desk of Gino Niccoli
Jaguar Enthusiast -
Whether you’re
a current Jag owner, you’re in the market for one, selling one you’ve
got or you’re a vendor, I want you to pay very close attention to
this message.
This could very easily prove to be the most informative message
you’ve read in quite some time. Grab your favorite beverage, turn
off the cell phone and make this short message an absolute priority
for the next few minutes. You’ll thank me later. :)
If you’re anything like most
who find my website, you’re here for one very specific reason. You’re
plum sick and tired of scouring the net and picking up your telephone
only to find that ‘they’ can’t help you either. You’ve tried
everything, looked everywhere and you still can’t find exactly what
you’re looking for. I’ve got good news my friend. You’re in the
right spot. Keep reading.
The Beginnings Of The XJR
Registry…
Being an exclusive member
of the XJR Registry comes with countless benefits and goodies. Before
I share what’s in it for you…lemme take just a moment or two and
let you know how things came about. After countless hours of calling
all over the place and scouring the Net in search of fellow like-minded
Jag XJR enthusiasts – I was plum disappointed. I couldn’t find what
I was looking for! Through all the forums, chat rooms, member clubs,
etc. that I was finding, I was tired of all the chest pounding,
snobs and "I'm better than you" attitudes. I'm into beautiful
cars...not attitude. Everywhere I was going, all I was exposed to
were these heads in the cloud,chest pouding ego maniacs.
I needed to be part of an EXCLUSIVE club where I could hang out
WITHOUT the attitude, chest pounding and monstrous egos...
My Frustration Led To The
Creation Of The World's Most Exclusive, Most Informative, Top Editor
Choice, Multi Award Winning
Jaguar Registry On The Face Of The Planet...
Frustrated, upset
and down…but definitely not out. I decided to go on a mission and
create my own site compiling all the dirty Jaguar XJR secrets to
share my juicy money saving techniques. Since that frustration,
I’ve created, without doubt, the sexiest, most in demand, EXCLUSIVE,
Non Snobish, most informative and absolutely HOTTEST Jaguar XJR
site on the net. Period.
If you’re like most people
that find this website you’ve done countless Internet searches,
signed up for a few newsletters and maybe even found a few Jaguar
online forums…but you still haven’t found what you’re looking for.
A place where you can:
1. Hang out with a group
of people who are just enthusiastic as you are about Jaguars.
2. Have all of your Jaguar
XJR related questions answered.
3. Discover countless secrets,
tricks and tidbits to save you big bucks, countless headaches
and everything else you’ve been dealing with.
4. Ensure you’re maximizing
your XJR experience – whether you’re buying, selling, just an
ecstatic owner or maybe even a vendor in the industry.
5. Be part of an award winning,
completely exclusive registry.
6. Walk with pride and stick
your chest out because your part of the World's MOST EXCLUSIVE
registry that isn't full of snobs, ego pounders and the normal
hogwash that you're normally accustomed to.
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you haven't seen me on the news or in the media, here's
just
a few tidbits of information about myself:
1. I've been a car
enthusiast for nearly 30 years - I've received numerous
awards for my knowledge, expertise and consulting work.
2. I've assisted nearly
5,000 others to get exactly what they were looking for and
helped save them piles of cash in the meantime.
3. My indepth knowledge
and 'hands on' experience has allowed me to become one of
the nation's leading experts when it comes to Jaguar's and
specifically the XJR line (my personal favorite).
I'm not trying to
be arrogant and toot my horn, but I do want you to know
a few of my credentials and some tidbits about me. I want
you to know you're working with a real person who knows
every possible facet there is to know about the Jaguar XJR.
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“I Will
Show You Exactly How To Get The Most Out Of Your
Car, Save Thousands In Upgrades, Countless Tricks And
Techniques To Get The Most Out Of Your Engine…
…And Most
Importantly, I’ll Share My Little Black Book
Of Contacts And Give You Direct Access To Myself To
Answer All Your Questions And Make Sure You’re
Getting Exactly What You’re Looking For With
Every Facet Of Your Jaguar…”
19 Reasons That Flat Out
Just Make Logical Sense To Sign Up
Today While There’s Still A Spot Remaining For You:
1. You’ll Be Part Of The
Most Exclusive Jaguar Car Club In The World
value = Priceless
2. You’ll Get Access To
Exclusive Information About The Jaguar
XJR Including, Tips, Mods, News, Etc.
value = Priceless
3. Buyer Inspection
Service, Coming Soon, Allowing A Prospective Car
To Be Inspected By A Current Registry Member XJR Owner
value = $200.00
4. Free Unlimited
Car Fax Reports
value = $300.00
5. Founder, Expert
And Vender Network Access
value = $100 pr/hr
6. Rear Window Member
Decal
value = $19.95
7. Membership
Card Identifying Length Of Membership
value = Priceless
9. Live Show Event Special
Designation Display Access
value = $150.00
9. Rally Event
Priority Registration Opportunity
value = $150.00
10. Exclusive
Website Presence For XJR Owners In The Member Gallery,
Soon Including Your Own Access And Control
value = $50.00
11. Discounted
For Sale Ads
value = $25.00
12. Discounted
Website Ad Space
value = $150.00
13. Unlimited,
24/7 Forum Access – With Expert Tips, Advice And Commentary
Coming Soon
value = Priceless
14. Live Monthly
Conference Call Access – I give away cash, prizes,
all sorts of goodies and share the crem de la crem of what some
consider ‘Insider Information’
value = $250.00
15. Discounts
On Performance Products, Parts, Etc.
value = Priceless
16. Dealer Member May Give Away 1 Year Membership To
The Registry With Vehicle Purchase (dealer member
cost slightly higher)
value = $1445.75 per car sold
17. Vendors Have Special
Offer Access To All Members
value = Priceless
18. Guaranteed
Annual Renewal Price Of First Year Membership For Life-
While everyone else is experiencing 30% rate increases every year,
you don’t have to worry about it with my “Rate Lock
Promise”.
value = $250.00
Total value =
A whopping $1415.05!
Here’s what a just a couple
of the Member’s recently had to say…
| Gino,
my friend…I can’t thank you enough for what you’ve put together.
I received my T-shirt and all the goodies just like you promised
(except I got them 3 days earlier than you said I would).
Thank you for that!
However, the main reason
I’m writing you today is because on the conference call yesterday,
that secret you shared about the mirrors (secret
#83 deliberately removed) saved me $637.00! Please
accept my heartfelt thank you! I’m sending all of my Jag buddies
to your website right now.
Your biggest fan,
James Burghard |
| Hi
Gino –
I just wanted to give
you a big ‘thank you’ for your rapid responses and personal
attention to all of my emails over the past 2 months. The
service you’re providing is outstanding! The information,
content and uncommon knowledge that you share continues to
baffle me.
Keep up the great work.
Your friend in Seattle,
Terrence Wayne
P.S. I did
take your advice on that sleeve. You were 100% dead on…I also
saved nearly $90.00. Big thanks amigo. |
| Hi
Gino!
I can’t believe how
quickly my Membership Pack arrived in the mail. You are first
class sir. One thing that really surprised me was the quality
of the T-Shirt. This thing is top notch. Please don’t run
off and raise your Membership rates, but I would have paid
the fee alone just for the t-shirt. J
Keep up the great work…I
love the emails and the conference calls.
Happy in Georgia, |
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___Oh, and as my way of
saying “Thank you” for taking swift and
___decisive action today, I’m
throwing in 2 priceless gems on me!
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Priceless
Gem #1: Free roadside assistance for the next 12 months.
Yes, if you are broken down, run out of gas, get a flat tire,
lock yourself out of your vehicle or any other possible scenario
that may take place ANYWHERE in the country, I’ll personally
make sure you get back on the road in a jiffy!
Value = Priceless |

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Priceless
Gem #2: A $500.00 online shopping spree! For
taking quick action, I’m throwing in 100% access to a ‘not open
to the public’ website where you can have a shopping heyday!
Pick up some new golfing clubs, cd’s, dvd’s, camping gear, fishing
equipment, household items and countless more on me! Just pick
up the tab for shipping and processing…you’ll have your items
at your doorstep within 10 business days. |
Due to time constraints and
considering I work with every Member who has questions, I
strictly limit new Members to just 40 per month. This
allows me to work with every Member who requests my time and expertise.
After this number is reached, I create a waiting list.
My Unconditional,
No Questions Asked, Easy To Read,
No Fine Print 30 Day “More Than Fair” Guarantee…
If you’re not completely,
100% ecstatic at any time over the next 30 days, I want you to shoot
me a quick email for a full refund. No hard feelings, no questions
asked, no hurdles to jump through. Just a quick and courteous refund.
Isn’t this how every merchant should operate?
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Surefire Reasons To Take Action Right Now:
1. You won't
find snobs or any arses in this Registry - I
personally evict them (after kindly refunding their investment)
2. This Registry
is 100% EXCLUSIVE!
3. Just
one of my proven tricks and tidbits could very easily save
you hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
4. The opportunity
to mingle and network is priceless (I actually
had a Member last week (after speaking with a vendor) learn
a few tricks and nuggets for his business that will allow
him to generate an additional $75,000.00 for his personal
business).
5. I stand
behind my no fine print, easy to read guarantee with 100%
pride. If you're not happy, either am I.
6. There is an extremely
strong chance that because of the popularity of The Registry,
I'll be raising the price VERY soon. I'm actually
costing myself money currently by not jacking it up $20-$30
bucks. |
Ok, Ok! I’ve had
enough reasons. Please sign me up while there’s still a spot remaining.
I understand that I have absolutely no risk and that I’ve I’m not
100% ecstatic, I can quickly shoot you an email for a no haggle,
no questions asked full and prompt refund. I also recognize that
I have a full 30 days to review Member’s Area, enjoy all
the benefits and take it for a complete ‘test drive’ with full access
and without any limitations.
Let’s do a brief
recap of what everything your
Exclusive XJR Registry Membership includes:
1. Private access to me
personally to assist you with any of your Jaguar questions and
to help you save heaps of cash
2. Full, 100% forum access
without limitations
3. 1 Monthly conference
call
4. Both bonuses (Free nationwide
roadside assistance and $500.00 online shopping spree)
5. Exclusive Member’s Only area – to post pictures of your vehicle,
write a description and share with the rest of the world just
how proud you are!
6. Complete Member Pack
in your mailbox within 7 business days – containing your Member
Decal, Beefy T-shirt, official Member Card, etc.
7. Loads of content rich,
money saving techniques that will make your knees buckle – and
your eyes balloon as you watch the savings pile up.
8. All 19 points mentioned
above.
Many say I’ve lost my marbles
for throwing all this stuff in. The honest truth is that for me,
it’s just too much fun. I love helping others.
I WANT THE OPPORTUNITY TO HELP YOU.
I would HIGHLY recommend not
dilly-dallying around one second longer. There’s absolutely everything
to gain and nothing to lose. Not to mention, I’ve removed all of
the risk for you.
Gino…sign me up right now.
I completely understand the
following items:
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I can take
this for a 30 day, no risk ‘Test Drive’ without limitation |
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My Free Roadside Assistance
kicks in immediately |
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All of my Membership
Benefits immediately go into effect (remember, these benefits
have a very real value of nearly $1500.00!) |
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I’ll receive my valuable
Membership Pack within 10 days from today |
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If I ask for a refund,
I shall receive (no questions asked, no hoops to jump through) |
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My personal information
will never be sold, bartered, rented, etc. |
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My $500.00 online shopping
spree will be promptly sent to me via First Class Mail. |
Here’s how to take
swift action right now…
Under these conditions, I
happily hand over my registration fee of just $69.95
per year.
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What are you still waiting for? All orders are 100% secure.
You can place your order 24/7...even if it's 3:00 AM in the
morning!
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Gino, please sign me up right away for the Exclusive XJR Registry.
Also,
be sure to Priority Mail my Member Package on your dime!
Don’t put me on a waiting
list!
All the best,
Gino Niccoli
P.S. What’s the absolute worst thing that could
happen to you today by signing up as a Member? Well, you don’t like
what you receive and you receive a full, no questions asked refund.
What’s the absolute best scenario
that could take place? Well, you’d save countless dollars, have
all of your questions answered, you wouldn’t have to worry about
breaking down or running out of gas anywhere in the country, etc.
You really have absolutely nothing to lose here.
P.P.S.
Take a second and think of exactly everything you’re about to receive.
Have I completely just ‘lost it’ by throwing in ‘The Farm’ and only
charging a measly $69.00 a year? You’re probably right. From a value
standpoint, this offer is tough, if not impossible to beat. Just
the bonuses alone are worth hundreds of dollars. What if you broke
down tomorrow or with one simple email or phone call I saved you
$800.00 on a repair, how much would this be worth to you then?
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